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  A Question to All Believers in God???

  by JT in

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  we have a group of friends over right now, some are former jw and some have never been involved.

  we are watching the news about the little girl death and the question has come up: .

  why did god let this little child die like this?

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  Jesus Christ

  Dad was out of town with his college buddies getting drunk when she was killed. Sorry about that.
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  Anderson Committee Move In For Kill

  by silentlambs in

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  well it appears the watchtower is back at their executions.

  after jr brown besmirched her moral character by saying she was being disfellowshipped for other sins unrelated to the dateline program, now three men want to meet her at a motel?

  why not the kingdom hall?

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  Jesus Christ

  Hmmmmmmmm, you know what I think would be interesting? Call the Ramada Inn and tell them about this. Ask them if they allow other cults to use thier hotel for disciplinary actions. Some other people could also call and say that they heard about what was going to be going on there and they would either like more information or that they would never stay at that hotel if such a thing was allowed to go on there. Also, has anyone considered calling the Ramada's home office to let them know what may be going on at one of their of their franchises. Tell them about Dateline and Barb's role in it. Something tells me that at least they would most likely not want such a thing going on in their property. If we're really lucky, the J-dub who set this up would have to look for new employment.

  You can go to http://www.the.ramada.com/manchester09941 for information about this specific hotel.

  	Address:	2314 Hillsboro Blvd. Manchester TN United States of America
  	Phone:	931-728-0800
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  JEHOVAH GIVES US OUR SPIRITUAL FOOD

  by minimus in

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  "how thankful we can be that jehovah gives us our spiritual food!

  this comment recently was made by a circuit overseer regarding the wonderful district convention and the "beautiful daniel and isaiah books that the faithful slave has given us.

  " are you thankful that jehovah has given us the "food at the proper time?

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  Jesus Christ

  No. You're talking about dad and me so therefore it seems as if you threw me into this without me wanting to be here in the first place.

  Edited for spelling

  Edited by - Jesus Christ on 17 July 2002 0:8:56
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  2 New Books at Assembly

  by Osarsif in

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  nuevas publicaciones presentadas en las asambleas de distrito (2 books + 1 tract)

  resumen de la asamblea de distrito "celosos proclamadores del reino de dios"

  los testigos de jehova vuelven a anterior metodo de estudio biblico

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  Jesus Christ

  Blessings to you Windchaser!
  I can't go into detail about the needed aardvark ceremony. Its kind of one of those "If I tell you I'll have to kill you" type of things. If searched for hard enough be a rightous and true human (notice I didn't limit it to just man) then it will be found because it has been written down but unfortunately lost.
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  JEHOVAH GIVES US OUR SPIRITUAL FOOD

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  "how thankful we can be that jehovah gives us our spiritual food!

  this comment recently was made by a circuit overseer regarding the wonderful district convention and the "beautiful daniel and isaiah books that the faithful slave has given us.

  " are you thankful that jehovah has given us the "food at the proper time?

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  Jesus Christ

  Dad and I have absolutely nothing to do with this. Please stop using us to further your own purposes.
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  2 New Books at Assembly

  by Osarsif in

  1. jw
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  nuevas publicaciones presentadas en las asambleas de distrito (2 books + 1 tract)

  resumen de la asamblea de distrito "celosos proclamadores del reino de dios"

  los testigos de jehova vuelven a anterior metodo de estudio biblico

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  Jesus Christ

  You mean which version most closely resembles the original drunken ramblings of dad and me? None of them are even close. They all refer to dad as "Jehovah" or "Yaweh" when everyone always calls him "Spanky" up here. That plus for some reason the needed aardvark ceremony is taken out.
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  2 New Books at Assembly

  by Osarsif in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  nuevas publicaciones presentadas en las asambleas de distrito (2 books + 1 tract)

  resumen de la asamblea de distrito "celosos proclamadores del reino de dios"

  los testigos de jehova vuelven a anterior metodo de estudio biblico

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  Jesus Christ

  Just for the record, I had nothing to do with these publications.
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  From Jehovah's Point of View

  by Stealth in

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  i received the following email from a dub today.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

  from jehovah's point of view .

  if a thousand years are in the eyes of jehovah as one day, and we look at history from jehovah's point of view, we should realize that adam was created six days ago and jehovah made immediate plans to restore what he had lost for his offspring.

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  Actually, we did tap the keg. We drink alot up here.
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  Left Behind

  by gravedancer in

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  no that is not a description of a piece of rear-anatomy (i don't want to get booted again <g>).

  rather it is the rage now.... please check out http://www.leftbehind.com/ and take a look.

  the reason i bring this up is because 3 different people i know (not xjws) are all into this "stuff" now.

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  Jesus Christ

  Dad and I hate these books. Don't scare people into serving your petty little version of us. We're all about love and enjoying life and all the wondeful gifts that we've given you. Also, don't worry about how dad and I helped life on your little planet evolve. Dad was drunk while writing the bible so of course he's going to talk all about how he pulled the universe out of his ass one day. Go, enjoy life and love.
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  The Wisest Man Who Ever Lived

  by comforter in

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  there have been many sages who walked the face of the earth.

  the wisest man who ever lived, however, is jesus christ.

  jesus made an impact on history that very few men have matched.

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  Jesus Christ

  Wow, this really means a lot to me coming from a moron like you. In all reality though, stop talking about how great I am and how I'm going to destroy everyone who doesn't fit into your tiny versions of me is and go out and enjoy all the wonderful gifts (nature, sex among consenting adults, alcohol, art, music) that dad and I made for you. Really, your words and everything are kind and while we do appreciate it its nothing compared to what we have up here so if you really want to honor us go enjoy all the great things we have given you.